Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in meme.
Instructions unclear. Got my dick caught in a toaster. Again.
That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!
Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
It’s definitely NOT delicious, I’m NOT having a scrumptious 5 course meal with it, you DON’T want it
“Come on! My kids are starvin’!”
“This should help you calm down. Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr… ‘Fuck You, I’m Eating.’”
Shaka, when the walls fell.
Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I’m hoping it’s not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
Of course. I’m not eating that “edible” plate some of you call crust
what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
Remove clothing before ironing.
Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency…
Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don’t exist.
But the skin is the best part!
“Most people don’t eat the rind, but men do.”
I invented the left handed pizza peeler.
See, now because of me there’s a warning.
we’re going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.
