The old witches kiss
Its neptunes kiss when you let a turd go and water shoots back up your asshole from the splash.
illustration: https://youtu.be/_eTsrtZdAJc
I don’t know what I was expecting
In Portuguese Brazilian this has this exact name! Wow!
Same in French, le baiser de la sorcière.
Ok. Alright.
Damn.
Let me eat it in peace boys.
Brrrrrnnnnt!
My friend told me of the horror of your menstrual cup falling into a public toilet. I’d take licking the bowl over that shit any day of the week.
This is why you keep spare pads or tampons or we.
The one day you don’t have them, that’s when the worse will happen
Just leave it.
Please don’t
Someone will either have to clean it up for you anyway or it goes down the drain and contributes to your local drainage problems
If only my dick was big enough to touch the inside of the bowl
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Is that when your dick is buried into your nut suck so when you pee, you piss all over your balls?
You don’t want it to be, the cold touch of a toilet bowl specially a dirty public restroom gives me chills
I’m a guy and I’ve had those farts that escape up between your leg and balls and pop out the top
Is it ok to like those?
Whatever tickles your pickle.
Fuck you, well done.
I’m 39 and they make me giggle like an idiot
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Slouching at the PC gets me every time :(
As a man, I fold.
weirdly accurate
The requeefining.
I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.
I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.
I’m now equal parts envious, fearful, and in awe at women’s capability to weaponize much more destructive dutch ovens than men.
The dreaded double dutch
Don’t put fish in a dutch oven
Instructions unclear… just shit in Koi pond while attempting to Dutch oven a fish.
God: this is why I made everything a sin.
Relax guys. We all know girls don’t fart.
When I shit my dick touch the water
Why are you shitting your dick?
Ahhh, good ol’ Poseidon’s Kiss
Na, that’s when the water splashes up to your bunghole. Poseidons Kiss.
You’re thinking of the Witches Kiss.
No that’s when it touches the toilet itself, not the water
You’re not supposed to shit in the urinals, my dude.
Then why are they butt-level???
So if you go down on a girl after she does this does that mean you’re eating shit particles?
I mean, you’re always probably going to a little bit, no big deal, but they’re so close together that it just happens
…thanks?
Bonus!
Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?
Technically if you get a fistula you can shit out of your dick.
I wish I didn’t know that, and yet I do.
And now, we all know too
Fistula would be a great name for a porn character though.
I’m trying to have my dick touch the inside of the toilet bowl.
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