the almighty turtle head
I’ve always liked both of these terms. Another one is, touching cloth.
When you finally sit down, got comfortable, and then start smoking a menthol.
Lol
i always try to poop at work, might as well get paid for it
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
You should look into figuring out how to regulate that digestive system you got there bud
This format doesn’t make sense for this joke imo. The poop is trying to kill me with a traffic jam?
Yeah
Hmm. Maybe, but have you ever been stuck on the road with like 3 spicy McChicken and a filet o fish in your stomach? Maybe some taco bell in the mix
Damn. I love spicy mcd (in my country they are really hot & spicy) but eating one drumstick is enough for me to not eat it for the next couple of months.
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Imodium is your friend, keep some in your car
Loperamide (generic)
