Two radio hosts got fired years ago after rasing awareness about dihydrogen monoxide.
I want to learn! Source please? This will help my anti DHMO platform!
People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.
Some people claim it’s safe, but if it’s so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?
And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.
I didn’t even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It’s nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.
Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!
Even worse, many people are addicted already at birth because their mother was addicted and had to keep taking it during pregnancy
Not to mention its so addictive that brings people in a state of daze and confusion till they actually believe it’s good for they’re health and they go spreading words such as “u should drink at least a liter and a half a day” we are gone so far that there are also biosynthesized or chemically engineered versions for bays and little kitties this society is awfull
I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!
Wait until you hear about sodium chloride, which is being put into our food, and is made out of a highly explosive material and a poisonous gas.
Not just a poisonous gas but a literal weapon of mass destruction
This is the kind of boomer shit that makes me want to go back to reddit
Not all boomer humor is bad.
A Redditor would just say “Bye Felicia”
People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!
I like how on Lemmy people just write entire essays in the comment sections of memes.
I like it, too. It feels like there’s actual thoughtfulness amongst the shitposting.
I guess that’s kind of the reason why ELI5 never took off here. People just explain things throughly in normal comments.
You definitely don’t want this stuff to escape into the atmosphere.
Yes - it’s a very effective greenhouse gas!
smh i only drink acids that have a pH of 0!
chugs 1 M solution of hydrochloric acid
Recently 5 Billionaires died due to overexposure. It is really dangerous
Instantly fatal!
At that dosage, in that short of time, absolutely.
It is also a base! It’s fucked up that much!
Fuck me it’s the bisexual of solutions.
Thats dangerous! I will take it to my government (orban and comrades), to create a new hate/fear campaign! 🤣
100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…
8 billions of people have and they’re alive
For now, it’s a slow acting poison
For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.
So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?
well one day,they ll die /s
Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO
Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
This is not true. I’ve consumed dihydrogen monoxide and am not dead. You have consumed dihydrogen monoxide and are not dead (unless you’re a bit I suppose). I’d also expect that not 100% of people who have died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide
Takes time, hopefuly it will happen when we are n->100 yrs.
100% of the people who have died have DHMO intake. Not that they drink, but it may even enter your body directly from your mother
Guarantee this thread will be taken seriously by some people
I am not one of those people, but man that was a good caption. Lots of people always forget it’s a “reverse scale”.
Everyone who has ever consumed dihydrogenmonoxide will die!
I think it is a strong base with pOH of 7.
