I think it’s an offer
We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.
Can confirm I’m more efficient when collaborating with others when the bees are released.
Hey there team members!
I hope you all had a wonderful Labor Day weekend. Now that you’re back in the office, I’m sure some you are picking up on the new “buzz” around town. I bet some of you can’t even “bee-lieve” it!
Yasss queen, using some of our pizza party budget, we’ve installed all natural honey dispensers into everybody’s desk! But remember to “beehive” yourself and not take too much, so as to not upset our flying friends (Darrell, we’re all wishing you a speedy recovery!).
Anyway, that’s enough “droning” on from me.
Bee seeing you! -hr
Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we’ve elected to expand our popular ‘Bees in my desk!’ policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!
After Thursday, all employees will be required measures the amount of honey(nectar) that is gathered by their desk hive.
But resistance is fu…n? :-P
Hwhat’s this? An overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!
RTO is getting weird
Cackles in Oprah
Does she have dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark bees fly out?
Mandatory bees nutz
Later that very same year, on International Bring a Shit-Ton of Bees to Work Day
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc&si=T9Ri-aaA7KWYS5a3
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Maybe it’s just late, but this one-two punch of randomness and absurdity just got me good. Still giggling.
It’s about to be 2pm here and I’m laughing hard so it’s not just you and not just the late hour 🤣
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Pickle status update: buoyant
Thank you
“I like my women like I like my coffee… COVERED IN BEES!”
Does this fetish have a name? Just so I can explicitely avoid it.
Ugh I read “orifice” instead of “office” at first.
Is that a dealbreaker?
I wouldn’t wish harm on the bees, maybe bees is a product name for a vibrator though. If it’s not it should be.
Big if true
Large if fa… Wait thin isn’t reddit. Gtfo.
She can put bees in my office wink wink
You cannot stop her. Prepare for bees.
That Oprah meme has evolved huh
