That’s why we call it bathroom.
Speak for yourself.
I call it Badezimmer but for similar reasons
Y’all need more fiber in ya life
My toilet paper is already practically a pillow, how many more fibers do you want?
It has to go through you!!!
No, he needs a squatty potty. I can’t believe nobody else in these comments has mentioned them.
No they need fiber and water if they are struggling.
Fuck, I forgot what a cult following those weird things have.
It’s not a weird cult following? Humans have been squatting to shit for millennia. It’s just a return to our roots because it’s what works…
No, I meant the squatty potty people end up popping all over the place to mention how good they are. There was a lot of it on Reddit especially, back when they were new.
Now they’ve all been replaced by people expounding on the pleasures of bidets…
And how do you deal with corn then? 🌽
Corn? I don’t remember eating corn!
You sure about that?
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Excuse me what
Hopefully this will help explain it:
Are males disgraced?🙂 I have a doubt how wont be male nude nsfw?
It sure didn’t.
Well, I’m all out of ideas.
Take the corn OFF the cob next time dumbass
When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation
Or when you preemptively take off your shirt.
I once was really tired in a mall and went to the (public) toilet just to sit my ass down and hide from people.
I’ve had about three number twos in my life where I’ve literally started to feel faint, sweating profusely, and expelling non-solid matter.
It could be fibre or it could be all the pain meds I was abusing, suffice to say it’s not fun.
Can confirm. Have Crohn’s.
Yeah, I have celiac and all I think when people reference epic toilet struggles is “hmm, either you don’t eat any fiber or… you may have a serious health problem”
Can confirm. Have Crohn’s, and I just stopped at home in the middle of my route because I couldn’t hold it anymore…
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
Deep cut! I first heard of and saw that show in college. It’s great!
It wasn’t a show, it was a movie.
I think they’re referring to the Prisoner, not Austin Powers.
That’s not my bag, baby
Yeah, that’s it! You show that turd who’s boss.
Vegans. Plants = Fiber.
Animal products have no fiber.
Animal products can have fiber if it is either forcemeat like chicken and apple sausages but on its own only plant foods have dietary fiber
Some people are blessed with normal bowel movements with average amounts of fiber. We participate in a CSA so have dozens of pounds of veggies every week. Every meal is veggie heavy. My body doesn’t care, it’s a lazy ass.
The average American gets only about half the recommended amount of fiber.
Im in this exact position while reading this.
Wait a sec… Is it me or did he forget to open the lid on the toilet?
That’s the fighting part
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I am convinced that of all the secrets of the world that the elder generations hadn’t passed onto us…taking a fiber supplement is the biggest improvement to daily life.
Because you won’t eat your fresh veg.
