Just give me the bullet points, thanks.

It sure didn’t.

Excuse me what

I’m a big fan of the 12ft skeleton fad. Especially when they stay up and become Christmas decorations.

I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.

Diddlin’ Daddy never goes out of style.

Cheese

After I had kids I found Satanism and became a communist. I have no idea what your friends are doing but they’re doing it wrong.