Green flag?
Biggest green flag ever!
“Oh, that? That’s just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that’s weird?”
Escargot Robbie
Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!
That’s how you turn a date into a relationship.
Decoy snail
So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.
Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.
Oh no
I just are a grape
I would fuck her twice 😍
It’s like snail snot lol
Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off
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Buttholes don’t come pre lubed.
Leaving aside that plenty of women just have trouble with self lubrication in general.
Oh I know. One of my exes had that issue. I just figured butt stuff was more common than vaginal lubrication issues
take me to snurch (snail church)
