ill make that trade
good idea i’ll wait around here, things might get sexy afterwards
Hot goth gf and I get to die? Win-win
Well, let’s compare our options here, shall we? We realistically have.two ways to leave this world:
- Hospital (chosen by most or chosen for most by others)
- gloomy hot goth girl murder dungeon
If we look at number two which is not the immediate choice for most I think, at least you go out with black candles, pentagrams, music that is somehow too techno and groovy and too emo at the same time and gargoyles and dragons made from black coated epoxy resin all around you, perhaps even with a bit of naughty time.
That’s preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn’t it?
That’s preferable to the bland white room with lots of tubes that go into your natural bodily orifices or have orifices specifically created for them, isn’t it?
Weeeeeelllll a bit of imagination can take you a long way… let me get a toolbox.
Tie me to a bed, tape a bag over my head, and snuggle with me as I tremble and twitch and tell me it’s ok 👀
The last Goth girl who I thought was gonna sacrifice me ended up just telling me she only liked me as a friend, not as a human sacrifice. Thats life I suppose.
The real sacrifices are the friendzones we make along the way.
In a way, she did rip your heart out; just not the way you thought
Tragic
Shit that’s worse. Let me bleed to death in peace.
Wait, is that pizza AND garlic bread?!?
Why is that noteworthy? Is it not a common side order?
The joke: the implication that if it were just pizza, the warning would be heeded, however since she has pizza AND garlic bread, it might be worth it.
“Might”? I think you mean is.
I’m dumb
Nah, I’m just used to garlic bread memes.
Either that or you just don’t like garlic bread. Or both.
Pizza Pi●za Pizza
Spooky!
Better to be a human sacrifice to a cute spooky girl than a boring tech bro.
Thankfully the hot goth girls I’ve met usually want me to assist in sacrificing, so I should be safe
I’m always asked to lie down on the ground, so I don’t even need to do any work!
Is it at least a sacrifice in the manner of Far Cry 3?
As the kids say, worth.
At least someone feels something about me
Whatever gets me out of work
Is she drinking soy sauce?
I think it’s Fritz Limo
Ooh, sacrifice as in “I’ll kill you for your blood”, not as in “Ew, I hate Tiger but I’ll date him once”. Got it.
