Four years? Those are rookie numbers, you gotta pump em up!
The exact words 33 years ago I used to ask “Too Tall” to the junior prom dance. She was an upperclassmen aaaaaand head cheerleader. 😂💀
If it makes you feel better, I wish I had a fraction of the confidence that you had 33 years ago.
Was it just cringy or have you destroyed lifes?
Barby can fix him
Me sleeping as a baby the day after I made a fool of myself at the company picnic.
The window reminds me of welcome to nightvale
Four years those are some rookie numbers
I’m still struggling with shit I did when I was 8
This is an ObviousPlant knockoff…
…and I love it!
✨Sleep sold separately✨
Is this Fonzie thinking of the 50s in his 50s?
“Relive the classic adult activity!”
But that suggests we stopped doing that shit at some point lol
