Coke and ketamine?? Guy was probably ZONKED
“Do as I say, not as I do.”
Hold on let him cook
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The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It’s actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans
That… was not what I expected to follow that chain of words.
If he’s a televangelist you can safely assume that he is living an unbelievably depraved life off-camera.
Ah yes I remember this guy, they call him the Crystal Methodist
He’s the reason I left the Co-op Bank - he was chairman. I figured if they had a loon like that at the top they couldn’t be trusted with my money.
Reverend went hard!
Suspended reverend Paul Flowers was filmed snorting lines as he entertained four naked rent boys at a bizarre hot-tub party in his back garden
Ngl, bit jealous of the size of his hot tub after reading this. Bet he has two naans and a paratha with his curry. Mad lad.
But did he snort lines of coke off the rent boys cocks 🤔
That’s a fucking party right there.
It really is. Fuck, just give me the crisps.
You don’t know (where else) they’ve been.
thats the fun part of it
Doesn’t matter, got crunches.
Whatever happened to the classics? Boomers are ruining the strawberry and whipped cream industries!
Sunburnt nipples are no joke, mine as sensitive enough to shirts I have to put bandaids over them on e or twice a year… sunburnt nipples would be total hell.
His are even burnt to a crisp!
That may be the most poetical poetry I have ever heard. slow clap
