Did you know that smart chastity belts have been hacked in the past?
excuse me, smart what
People will put IoT into everything, no exceptions. Did you really think it would stop at thermostats and surveillance cameras?
here ya go
but why tho
BDSM
The internet of shit has no limits
Literally. Add “smart” or “connected” to any manufactured object you can think of, someone tried to pitch it. I just tried it with “smart toilet paper” and then “connected mug”. Both exist.
You mean, if it comes out.
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Objects in mirror less attractive than they appear.
with what this man did to twitter, i aint allowing him anywhere near my brain
I was extremely excited about Neuralink, and the premise is so fascinating, but this clown is out to fucking ruin it for everyone.
The trouble with all these technologies is that on paper they’re super exciting, but honestly name one company in existence today you’d actually trust enough to purchase it from?
Idk about you, but I can’t think of any, and I wouldn’t trust my govt to handle it either tbh
I want to see it in his brain first.
Then, we need like thousands of actual skilled hackers to find every tiny security floor.
Maybe see what can be done. Like, maybe, coyod it trigger pain? Maybe sleep paralysis?
I mean. It’s all electricity, right? Ooh, maybe see if it can be over locked yo a point where it burns out.
Especially after the thing with the monkeys…
Did those smart chastity belts come with a holster for a Blueberry?
Not gonna happen. But if it does it will probably be like Youtube and Spotify so prepare to hear ads in your brain if you don’t have the premium subscription.
If a smart chastity belt loses its wifi connection will it vibrates until it gets its connection back?
Just wondering if I should design a crotchless faraday cage for women with controlling fathers so they can still get their orgasms.
w-what?
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I have a set of headphones that make a noise when Bluetooth disconnects. If a smart chastity belt was connected to wifi and lost signal it might vibrate instead of beeping and alerting people to the presence of the chastity belt. If it were on silent mode.
An enterprising young woman might take advantage of this vibratory alarm feature to get off. Having a faraday cage to slip on it would cut the wifi signal on the belt and allow it to be purposely activated.
You mean you guys don’t constantly have music playing in your head anyway?
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A continuous never-ending note could be considered music if you wanted it to.
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Good thing I have getting used to it
Oh you definitely get used to it, you just randomly start hearing what you think is an old pay phone.
If I don’t constantly have music or podcasts playing I might be able to hear my inner demons.
As opposed to Spotify already streaming music into my brain?
Is this the best use case they can make happen?
Edit: for clarity, the use case I am referring to is “music direct to the brain”.
Nine out of ten voices are telling me I’m not crazy. The other hums the Tetris theme.
There will be no escape
Ads straight to your mind every 1 minute
Bah, amateur. Ads are unreliable and fickle; why leave the effectiveness up to chance when you could just use the implant to create a compulsion to buy a Tesla?
Yup. Ads are a way for corporations to steal your life from you, 2-5 minutes at a time.
Wasn’t the chastity belt hacking story a fake? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEM6SHbjY7Y
Edit: looking into it more, seems like there was a (maybe) real story about it perhaps and then the YouTuber messaged the writer of the original coverage and pretended he was a second victim.
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I wouldn’t be surprised if the same people who are now excited about this chip are the same people who believe in conspiracy theories like the government controlling their brains and chips in vaccines.
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