If it’s a job interview at a fast food restaurant, it’s probably an MLM pitch.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Hopefully, face down in garbage
Same, pigeon dude, same
No, no, I know these guys. It’s just the Goodfeathers. Watch, one of the ones on the left is gonna start beating up the one on the right in a little cartoonish dust cloud kind of thing. Hilarious.
If it flies, it spies
What are your greatest accomplishment?
One time I pooped on a car going over 100mph.
It’s actually a surveillance drone calibration meeting.
have my card
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?