I’d call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.
I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.
And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!
Thanks, now I’m hungry for a giant-ass pizza.
Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.
But that would be interesting as well.
Thanks, now I’m hungry for the ass of a giant.
The best I got is a giant ass.
Won “Best in Show” at the local fair.
Pics or it didn’t happen!
Pizza contains meat and cheese, which is harmful to animals! Please do not eat Pizza and consider adopting a vegan diet. Not only is it better for your health, you could be saving millions of lives.
Source: Am a former PETA member, but this comment isn’t sponsored in any way.
Amazingly, both vegetarian and vegan pizza exists.
Look at their post history
It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug
Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.
Beef, ooooor…beeeeeean?
That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.
Fair enough
Can you imagine how humid that would be? No thanks. 🥵
I literally just learned last night that the little table is to hold the slice next to yours as you pull a piece, that way you’re not touching the next person’s slice with your grubby ass hands.
Nope. 3 legs and how many slices? It’s for pizza box sag. Former pizza guy.
It’s meant to be picked up, the feet placed on the next slice, and you pull your slice with your hand. It’s not like it stays in the middle.
I worked in pizza places for 10+ years and we never used them, so maybe their original intention was avoiding pizza box sag, I suppose I wouldn’t know. I guess we can just say using them to not touch the next slice as you pull your own is a more creative adaptive use
Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?
Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.
You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError
Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM
Somebody send this to Mr. Beast.
