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- Cat always lands on her feet.
- Bread with butter always fall buttered side down.
- Fasten the bread with butter to cat’s back.
- Cat will keep rotating and never fall on the ground.
- Attach the cat-bread to the generator.
- Infinite energy!
Amerikanische Ingenieurskunst.
Los, Deutsche wir bauen damit ein Flugzeug.
Deutsche, besetzt die Kommentarsektion!
People who expose free energy like this end up disappearing under mysterious circumstances.
Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory
i sweat lemmy is just dad joke town
You:
Problem?
apologies your logic is not convoluted enough to reach its natural conclusion
attaching the cat-bread to a generator would prevent it from falling, so it would stop rotating (no further need)
It would just be a motionless (apart from whatever the cat’s doing, assuming it’s still alive) and it wouldn’t work
sorry!best regards
@Tarastie@lemmy.world already provided a solution: by strapping magnets to the cat, the cat becomes the generator and never has to touch anything
