“Forget everything you know about slipcovers!”
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
“Forget everything you know about slipcovers!”
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
Whelp, we all lose eventually
Ahh, The Kinetic Cat-Toast Theory
egs
John F Kennedy International is an airport in New York City
I’m 52 and hate mowing yards. Most other people my age are also obsessed with their lawns or simply “enjoy getting out and working on the yard”
There few things worse than doing yard work. I think dying is one of them, maybe.
Anyways, yeah we have a yard. We try to keep various bushes and wildflowers as we can. We go as log as possible in early spring to not mow and get all the clover and stuff to bring the bees and like insects over.
As for mowing, I pay someone 50 dollars every 2 weeks to keep it not looking like crap.
My father-in-law, who lives with us, used to do most of the gardening and lawn stuff. He is too old now to do any of it. He’s always trying to get the rest of the people in the house to do stuff in the yard. I keep telling him "you know you are the only one who really gives a shit on how ‘nice’ the yard looks. My only goal is to keep the city and neighbors off our back, that’s it.’
EDIT: Also neighbors seem intent on having a single uniform grass breed and obsessed with having no weeds. Nah, I have all the grasses and weeds. I have a neighbor down the street who is always just HAND PULLING weeds out of her lawn. Like hours and hours of it. I mean… wat
I love Mole, Shield and Road
Slow down there, Atlas
Blue, because I’ll might come to this again and take the red door on the second time around.
Except for the original deskjet they had back in the early 90s, I haven’t touched HP, on purpose anyways, since then. I hate their printers, their computers, and their software. Nothing about their stuff works properly and has been garbage for me.
I considered sync, but Liftoff does everything I need it to do for now, and it’s nice enough to use. So, imma stay with Liftoff
This is why you take the elevator to heaven and just fucking jerk it all the way up.
Over the past few years, to the traditional sounds of an English summer, the drone of lawnmowers, the smack of leather on willow, has been added a new noise…
Why is this shit being posted ag… ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
I grabbed liftoff after reading about the early access when using web interface. I’m sure it is missing some features, but it does “just work”, so I’m pretty happy with it.
My voids don’t even ask any more. They just come up to me, grab my hand with their paws and start rubbing their faces all over it
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no