Of course not, helping priests climb to heaven is the altar boy’s job.
Well that website was fun lol.
It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
Holy shit.
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Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect.
I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I’m not fully convinced that it is not
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
Even if you were a perfectly efficient ladder climbing robot, you still would not stand a chance climbing the ladder to heaven because of a little thing called specific impulse, which you woefully lack and this other little thing called heaven, hell and god aren’t real they were invented by humans to give false hope to other humans and through that false hope control other humans and also get wrecked theists
Yes! Release first. The stickiness will help.
They’ve apparently never met a one armed roofer.
Shout out to my cousin Randy!
So female masturbation is still sanctified. Got it. Let me just go ahead and close the door and turn on this white noise machine…
But what if you occasionally take a break from climbing the ladder to heaven, with your hands full of penis?
I have pocket to put all my penises in, god can’t stop me.
This is why you take the elevator to heaven and just fucking jerk it all the way up.
crank that mf hog right up to the pearly gates
Who is gonna be below me? Nobody. Gonna wank it all the way up.
It works for some women tho
You have to climb a ladder to get to heaven now?
Since when?
There is Jacob’s ladder in the bible, a prophetic dream sequence with various interpretations.
Jacob’s ladder the decorative body piercing is probably not what this meme had in mind, nor is it something you really wanna google at work for porn reasons, but it seems more fun to climb than their idea.
that’s why you take the stairway to heaven!
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40 days and 40 nights in the desert with no food and you reckon Jesus didn’t rub one out to lift his mood, yeah, OK
