Alright buddy boy here are your two options.
You can be a saint 👼 Or you can be a grinch 👿
Those are your two options. Choose wisely.
So what’s it gonna be, huh? Huh? A saint 👼 (sainte) or a grinch 👿 (grunch)
Are you me? This is literally the discussion I have with myself every weekend.
I’m lying in bed with my dog contemplating this one right now. On one hand, I’ve got a fair bit of work to catch up on, but on the other, my wife is out of town for the weekend and I have the whole house to myself.
Those are the best weekends. Do whatever you want until 1 hour before your wife gets home and then rapidly clean everything so it looks like you were productive.
Notice how both of those apples are being offered by the serpent. 🤔 🤔 🤔
I did the dishes and sorted some clothes to donate this afternoon. Still in pajamas, but will go drop stuff off later. Going to a pop-up night market/carnival thing later tonight.
Smoking all day though.
Best I can do is put on my pants and cook food because food is pretty good.
Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?
Please answer soon. I’m about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it’s an option…
Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?
And a respectable ascot.
Only if you put some pants on
And can count.
Or alternatively don’t put pants on but still get stuff done
Get away from me with your pants Satan!
No, it’s “get your pants away and come with me, Satan <3.”
