That was…unsettling…
Thanks, ToeNailClippings. XD
I went and checked. Tyson actually wrote those things …thats the weird part.
WHAT!?! Wow. I’m shook.
This made me laugh way too frickin hard damnit. Did you really check to see if these were real tweets?
That’s some strange stuff.
Maybe these posts are “warrant canaries” to tell his friends that the Lizard people haven’t
…cut off mid sentence… they got you too?
I thought Tyson’s law was something like “If you mess with the bull, you’ll get your ear bitten off”
Different Tyson. Also dont try and kiss the guy, he clearly misreads signals.
My favourite NDT quote:
“If ever there was an animal that found sex unpleasant, it would have gone extinct by now”
“Stating the bleeding obvious” as we say here. 😂
Actually, just flat out wrong. There are many species whose reproduction process is painful or traumatic for one or both parties. Ducks, for example, basically have an evolutionary arms race between the males and the females genetalia.
Even a spider is biologically programmed to find it desirable. Otherwise it wouldnt be eaten by his Lady.
Sorry, but you’re wrong. There’s a difference between something happening and it being agreed upon by both parties. Natural selection doesn’t select for happy life, it only selects for life that is successful at reproducing.
What are you on about with “agreed by both parties”???
These are animals not adult humans. Absolutely bizarre reply.
