I know he’s said a lot of idiotic shit lately but… seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.
All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.
While you bought and drove electric cars, I studied the blade.
He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”
Man that would be a psychological thriller!
I like the way your brain works.
More incel vibes than Columbine. If he wasn’t rich he’d never get anywhere near vagina, let alone set up bunkers with his stored semen and fertilised eggs…
Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.
Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?
He calls it the (one he tells us about) Cyberhouse. Did tours for TV and youtube iirc
Elon musk is really the answer to, what happens if an incel gets the infinite money cheat
Much of that government subsidies. AKA social programs for nepo / trust fund babies.
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He has a stash of frozen embryos of him and a load of women. There aint a billionaire alive that doesnt have a hidden bunker, too.
[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.
I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”
Mallninja Musk.
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Do we… do we call him Emon now?
DigEmon digital monster?
Nice one.
This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.
I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker
I’m positive
I can smell that photograph. Anyone got some oust handy?
Is it axe body spray? That’s what I’m picturing
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Oust-Odour-Eliminator-Outdoor-Scent/dp/B000MV4C1U
Much better than body spray…
I hate Facebook but I’m so rooting for Zuckerberg
I kinda wish these schmucks would spend their billions on Mechas and battle it out anime style.
It’s an entirely pointless undertaking, but think about it - it would be an outlet for their sociopathic and narcissistic need to win; it would keep them relevant in headlines as they desire, yet far enough away from the political sphere; the news media gets their headlines; the people would get both work and entertainment out of it.
Right? Like he’s definitely evil, but at least he’s not a fucking shitgoblin constantly flinging his feces around in public.
I want him to be the top crab in the bucket as I watch that bucket sail into the sun.
Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don’t want anyone digging that shit up lol
I’m his age and may or may not have some pics like that…
Hopefully from 40 years ago and not last week?
It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.
You’d be just fine if you remain a decent human being rather than becoming an egotistical and racist pile of garbage.
Also, Musk was born rich and basically bought his fame.
This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word “man” loosely here…
i’m starting too think being rich is symptom of a mental illness in many cases.
So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?
Most preteens are smarter than this twat.
Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother’s basement
While you were partying, I studied the blade
The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.
Plus, he’s got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move
