Emo Musk
More incel vibes than Columbine. If he wasn’t rich he’d never get anywhere near vagina, let alone set up bunkers with his stored semen and fertilised eggs…
Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.
Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?
He calls it the (one he tells us about) Cyberhouse. Did tours for TV and youtube iirc
Elon musk is really the answer to, what happens if an incel gets the infinite money cheat
Much of that government subsidies. AKA social programs for nepo / trust fund babies.
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He has a stash of frozen embryos of him and a load of women. There aint a billionaire alive that doesnt have a hidden bunker, too.
Apparently some random African and Asian child slaves are also his enemies.
I’ll take “THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY” for 1,000, Alex.
Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord
peaks over graveyard fence
“where’s mark suckaturd? Oh yeh, you got scared of him and showed everyone that you’re full of shit”
I mean Facebook is kind of like a graveyard
Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.
The utter irony
That must be a wig right?
It’s a Halloween costume
Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork
I need evidence. This one is too much… I’ll be back after I look around the internet.
Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just… What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it’s a Twitter link).
Holy cringe Batman
He’s basically JP from Grandma’s Boy.
You’re just jealous of his robot ears
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According to msn.com and thestreet.com it’s a real tweet lol
Such mall ninja vibes
https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk
Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination
And high self confidence
I think it’s Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.
What do large hairy gay men have to do with this?
“I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far,” Musk said. “No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself.”
Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?
I don’t want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?
It’s a real quote from the article. I haven’t investigated further to verify.
Edit: I have some bad news
A rare moment of self-awareness from Lonnie boy.
More like legal backpedal
The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.
Plus, he’s got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move
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Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!
Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)
2003: “You’re so edgy 🙄” 2023: “You’re so edgy 🥵”
Man, nothing escapes global warming
It’s always meant being on the edge
Yeah but now it means being on the edge ;)
Sure is more fun nowadays though
[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.
My dream is to one day meet Jonah Hill so I can tell him, “I loved you in Grandma’s Boy!”
I’m thinking about getting metal legs. It’s a risky operation, but it’ll be worth it.
I’m still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.
Elin back out because mommy said so.
Elmo already suffered enough with his mind of a child and getting bullied and gaslit by his “friends”, he doesn’t deserve having his name sullied by having it used to refer to Musk.
I’m actually trembling. I think I peed myself.
One more diaper added to the graveyard 😈
Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.
Where’s his transphobia-ridden manifesto?
The prounons made me do it.
No, your honor, it wasn’t me who did it! It was I.
Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It’s honestly impressive.
It was funny for a while, but I’d really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.