Didn’t trump claim he could shoot someone in the streets of New York and get away with it? Maybe it was him.

Would the CEO have lived if he had had a gun?

I wish he’d go to Mexico and run his mouth.

That debt and no real direction in life was why I dropped out before it became insurmountable.

It does me less harm for the debt to be forgiven than pursued.

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

The fear of being unable to protect one’s self and family as one ages.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.

Something something liebensraum?

We do the same, but with outside decorations.

If the stores are going to push Christmas in July, I’m down with every other holiday all year long.

People have been decorating for both Halloween and Diwali in my neck of the woods for a number of years. Much of it rivals Christmas decorating.

Why no one wants to host the Olympics

He’s not physically dead.

Ah, the Federalist. Too much of a pussy to have been a school shooter. Impotently flinging poo at the rest of us.

Why bother with Google at all?

Set him on fire.