Oh, look. Another once-in-a-lifetime disaster event. Aren’t we lucky…
Gotta say this one is not in my bingo cards
I came here to say exactly this.
I was thinking “You mean yearly drought, right? It is now.”
Good news everyone! Lifetimes will automatically be adjusted to ensure these events will remain “once in a lifetime”.
Who’s lifetime have we measuring this off of? Because it seems like we keep picking short-lived people. Maybe they are being killed by these disasters, which create somewhat of a paradox.
Gnats. Fruit Flies. Those little guys, I think.
Someone get the check list.
Bingo card would be better.
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expand their Brazilian manufacturing footprint
Wouldn’t the low cost raw material extracted from the forests be a factor responsible for this?
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Can’t wait to read this headline twice a year for the rest if my life.
Then we get to wait for the real once in a lifetime event.
Which is extinction.