How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?
Make it to the death!
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
When Reddit’s CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.
Winner should take on Spez
Winner should jump into a volcano
Can we sew them both up in a leather sack with a badger instead?
Hey now, badgers are lovely creatures
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can’t keep up.
The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.
Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I’m cheering for that
Cue musk backing out “it’s just a joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺” in 3…
Do we have a magazine version of r/nottheonion?
Reality really did take a strange turn back in 2020 didn’t it? This decade just gets weirder and weirder.
The world ended in 2012, and the rest is a simulation.
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…this truly is the weirdest timeline.
The older I get the more I think the universe is scripted by a 5 year old.
If one of them gets hurt then I think we’ll all be the real winners. I hope something inside of Zuckerberg snaps and he does some weird 2 finger, forbidden heart bursting strike on Elon. He paid a man 1 million dollars to teach him that move, under the promise he’d never use it… But just like all bourgeoisie tech bros, he lied.
I so want to see this happen but I feel like there will be so many rules and padding that it’ll end up being a borefest.
Cage match, anything goes! It’ll bring in huge audiences.
They gotta bandage their hands then dip the bandages in glue then in broken glass.
Imagine the army of personal trainers on each side
Hopefully it’s a fight to the death. Loser’s assets get donated to a good cause. Winner faces whatever other egomaniac wants to use their wealth to shit on the rest of humanity.
The battle ends when the last man standing has a net worth of less than $10 million.
Rich people desperate for attention.
I’m with you on this one. Seems like the richer you get the more validation you need. I don’t understand why we are giving them this attention either. I came here looking for people making jokes about how silly this is and that is not what I got
This! And on top of that the article casually mentions that Musk frames cis and cisgender as slurs on Twitter!! This seems much more relevant to be posted here. I just hope Twitter died already…
say what you will about zuck, but he is not an attention whore. Especially when you consider he made a social media site designed to get people to overshare.
