Tried this with my dog but pants always fall off her butt.
Your dog looks like a flordia man LMAO
We had to do the same thing with our last dog. The cone freaked him out too much. He would stand still afraid to move shaking in fear, and he never was able to adjust. Pants and even long sleeve shirts for the front legs were non issues for him.
Put the cone on yourself and you’ll know instantly why dogs hate it. :-)
We did the long sleeved thing four one of our collies and it worked great.
Finally, an answer to the “if dogs wore pants” question.
Question: what of dogs wore the pants?
Answer: this.
The question how the dog would wear pants has finally been answered.
Ah! I came here to make the same comment! Well done😜
Poo?
No thanks, I generally prefer pre-digested food.