I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.
Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.
Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room
Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.
oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don’t worry about it too much.
My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn’t really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn’t realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
what a great story Mark
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
It’s a lot just posting this.
:(
But I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!
Too relatable
Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
God damn is hard
It’s fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.
/c/2meirl
