Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza “Italian rarebit” lol
canoli = sushi
Big Mac = cake
Lasagne = cake
This one I can get behind. A delicious cheesy noodle tomato meat cake. Yumm.
The cake is a lie.
Is a tamale a calzone or sushi?
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Just the tip?
A calzone, it doesn’t really have open ends
Calzone until you bite into it. Then it’s a quiche. This is a good system and makes a lot of sense.
Probably calzone? I think a taquito might be sushi according to this
the cube rule identification theory is ridiculous and i have always said so
That’s what makes it good
Yeah, salad theory is more comprehensive https://saladtheory.github.io/
Salad theory is rigid and respectable.
Cube rule of food identification exists to be disproven aggressively for comedy and arguing. It’s a good time, until the person that believes it so truly they would kill and die to call a cheese roll up sushi arrives. They can make the conversation stressful.
This thread has been a trip
I am always telling people this in the is-a-hotdog-a-sandwich debate, and this diagram makes it abundantly clear:
A hotdog is a taco.
But a taco is just a sandwich???
Nope! It has bread on three sides, so it’s a taco.
Sandwiches only have bread on two sides.
I had a meatball sandwich today that had the same topology of a taco
What about triangular taco shells? That’s just two sides.
Your hotdog buns have more structural integrity than mine.
If you tear the bun, you’ve got a sandwich on your hands for sure!
In that comparison, I’d argue that buttered toast is a pizza.
So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?
Depends on if it’s entirely folded up or if one end is left open.
If the top of your burrito is open, you should find another taqueria.
No such thing as a convertible burrito.
So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th’fuck?
I don’t make the rules.
A taquito is sushi
Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did…
That’s how I’m referring to it from now on. I just need to know what I call Arepas.
And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔
If you don’t like science go live in the woods.
If a hot dog wore pants…
Soup, chili, cereal; it’s all just salad.
Club sandwich? Actually cake.
Are you telling me that pop tarts are not in fact ravioli?
Pizza has crust walls. Pizza is quiche.
So deep dish pizza is quiche, thin crust is toast?
Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.
