Which still absolutely checks out for the current timeline.

Honestly, Grim Kleapers ads are almost a highlight to me. Such a memelord, wacky and entertaining.

Just a link to the source.

Thanks, TIL! (Also, while you explained it well I still took so long to understand. Guess I’m having a slow day 😅)

Sir, madam, or…

Ethical non binary yankee?

Unfortunately, yes. iPhones will check passively and Android phones can get an app but you have to check actively. Hopefully Apple and Google work on a solution for active detection on Android devices.

Not that I’m aware of, for the reasons you mentioned. I believe you can now share AirTag locations with family members and that’ll count towards ‘checking in’ and not beep but nothing for sharing with someone outside of family members.

…placing at least seven AirTags on his ex-wife’s car to surveil her.

Assuming the tags weren’t checking in with an owning device (iPhone) that car would’ve been beeping up a storm.

I recently lent a set of work keys to a colleague that I forgot had an AirTag on them, in their words: “fucking things beeped all weekend and my phone kept telling me I’m being followed!”

How did he calculate the 70% chance?

Maybe they asked ChatGPT?

I’d be keen to post there. I recall seeing a federation whitelist mentioned on a thread ages ago to safeguard against hate videos and the likes. Might be worth looking into.

…elongating the toe of normal boots by as much as 5 feet (1.5 m)

That’s excessive.

I’ve only ever seen a bird up-close to replace its AAA battery.

Fixing a car:

Do you smell petrol?

That was a wild movie. Didn’t know what I was getting into when I put Pom Poko on.

What’s a DEI?

Howls Moving Castle for whimsy, Princess Mononoke for nightmares.

I say this as a massive fan who grew up watching a couple of cool anime films that I later learned were Ghibli. I watched Princess Mononoke at like 25years old and there were a few “holy shit” moments.

Honestly, I was thinking the same! Wake up, rock out and then some brunch.

Took a little bit of searching before I discovered Japanese Breakfast is a band and “breakfast concert”’s aren’t some sort of niche 7:00am booking.

And last night her and I were getting hot and rotund.

The same reason I hate getting sick going into the weekend. I got sick at work, I don’t want to be sick throughout my time off.