I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoVampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.message-square24fedilinkarrow-up1367arrow-down18
arrow-up1359arrow-down1message-squareVampires are evil because they're incapable of self-reflection.I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square24fedilink
VerbFlow@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoIt's best to judge people by their actions more than their words, but on social media, you only see people's words.plus-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down15
arrow-up195arrow-down1message-squareIt's best to judge people by their actions more than their words, but on social media, you only see people's words.plus-squareVerbFlow@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agomessage-square20fedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agoNon-language-using animals must think humans are the worst songbirds ever.plus-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down14
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareNon-language-using animals must think humans are the worst songbirds ever.plus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square25fedilink
dch82@lemmy.zip · 3 days agoThere is an alternate universe where there is a fruit that has the flavour of an apple and the texture of a bananamessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down126
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareThere is an alternate universe where there is a fruit that has the flavour of an apple and the texture of a bananadch82@lemmy.zip · 3 days agomessage-square19fedilink
Boozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoI want an AI TV that blocks all forms of advertising.plus-squaremessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down115
arrow-up1257arrow-down1message-squareI want an AI TV that blocks all forms of advertising.plus-squareBoozilla@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square82fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhy does your nose only itch when both hands are full?message-square13fedilinkarrow-up1124arrow-down119
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareWhy does your nose only itch when both hands are full?Kintarian@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 6 days agoThere is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.message-square144fedilinkarrow-up1532arrow-down117
arrow-up1515arrow-down1message-squareThere is no history on the History channel. There's nothing true on TruTV. There's no music on music television. There's no science on the science channel.Kintarian@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square144fedilink
CelloMike@startrek.website · 5 days agoIt's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ringplus-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down115
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareIt's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ringplus-squareCelloMike@startrek.website · 5 days agomessage-square38fedilink
ApollosArrow@lemmy.world · 7 days agoIf seeing someone 4 days consecutively is seeing them 4 days in a row, does that mean seeing someone every Monday of a month is seeing them 4 days in a column?message-square80fedilinkarrow-up1844arrow-down139
arrow-up1805arrow-down1message-squareIf seeing someone 4 days consecutively is seeing them 4 days in a row, does that mean seeing someone every Monday of a month is seeing them 4 days in a column?ApollosArrow@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square80fedilink
Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 days agoAny observation can be turned into an interesting question.plus-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down19
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareAny observation can be turned into an interesting question.plus-squareInterstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 days agomessage-square13fedilink
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 8 days agoIf you're sweating in a hot shower, you can't tell message-square48fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down118
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareIf you're sweating in a hot shower, you can't tell XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square48fedilink
misericordiae@literature.cafe · 11 days agoBlack and white are condensed rainbowsplus-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up178arrow-down19
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareBlack and white are condensed rainbowsplus-squaremisericordiae@literature.cafe · 11 days agomessage-square16fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 11 days agoIf we ever move past Trump I don't think I'll ever be able to put up with any political bullshit again.message-square62fedilinkarrow-up1283arrow-down120
arrow-up1263arrow-down1message-squareIf we ever move past Trump I don't think I'll ever be able to put up with any political bullshit again.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square62fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 8 days agoIf there are dog days, why aren't there cat days?message-square34fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down15
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareIf there are dog days, why aren't there cat days?Kintarian@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square34fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 days agoDiscussions are like a game of telephone; you're converting idea into language and expecting the recipient to flawlessly translate it back into an idea.plus-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1190arrow-down15
arrow-up1185arrow-down1message-squareDiscussions are like a game of telephone; you're converting idea into language and expecting the recipient to flawlessly translate it back into an idea.plus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square37fedilink
MajorSauce@sh.itjust.works · edit-211 days agoJesus could have been an antique meme à la Chuck Norris that got waaaay out of handplus-squaremessage-square101fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down136
arrow-up1446arrow-down1message-squareJesus could have been an antique meme à la Chuck Norris that got waaaay out of handplus-squareMajorSauce@sh.itjust.works · edit-211 days agomessage-square101fedilink
lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works · 26 days agoHeroes and Herpes are just one letter apart in the alphabetplus-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down19
arrow-up1105arrow-down1message-squareHeroes and Herpes are just one letter apart in the alphabetplus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works · 26 days agomessage-square25fedilink
phaedrux_pharo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoI'd rather have a "Would you like to hide all Sports related Content?" button than a "Would you like to hide all NSFW content?" buttonmessage-square171fedilinkarrow-up11.08Karrow-down157
arrow-up11.02Karrow-down1message-squareI'd rather have a "Would you like to hide all Sports related Content?" button than a "Would you like to hide all NSFW content?" buttonphaedrux_pharo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square171fedilink
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 11 days agoApparently having a fatal disease makes you want to break out in a dance.message-square10fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down148
arrow-up1-41arrow-down1message-squareApparently having a fatal disease makes you want to break out in a dance.Kintarian@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square10fedilink
ttk@feddit.de · 1 year agoWe never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our handsmessage-square237fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down118
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1message-squareWe never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our handsttk@feddit.de · 1 year agomessage-square237fedilink
