I dunno, English is a funny language isn’t it 😂
Just throwing it out there?
Yes. Out there? Out everywhere? Yes…
Check out Ismo
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLi_Cyy1QYh3qJErcx9Dqd7vdUpoERcplV
He’s a Finnish standup comedian living in the US. He’s got a few good bits on the English language.
Filling in a form is the same thing as filling out a form.
Flammable is inflammable
Being “up for” something is the same as being “down with” something.
“You’re shit” and “you ain’t shit” mean the same thing.
“Giving in” and “giving out” sometimes mean the same thing.
English is a delightful mess of redundancy and contradictions.
“You’re the shit” means the opposite of “you’re shit” and “you ain’t shit”
“I’m cooking” and “I’m cooked” are also total opposites.
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Yeah, means basically the same here too, sometimes also means to party hard. Just being silly, English has way too many inconsistencies…
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I’ve got another one, banger
And mash!
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And then we have “plastered” which I guess means we have some very violent drunken artists coming up with all our drinking slang.
I thought partying was buying the biggest bag of chips there is…and if you’re like me, eating them all by yourself in 1 night…
Ah shit. I guess I’m a PARTY ANIMAL!!!
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“Bro, do you wanna throw down or what?!”
[Proceeds to shit pants]
Sharting is farting, just with a warm beverage.
Sharing is caring…
I heard Jack O’Neill and Teal’c in my head on this one.
J: Well, tell him unless he cools it, I’m going to throw down!
T: Have you eaten something that does not agree with you, O’Neill?
J: What?
T: Is your digestive system experiencing discomfort?
Daniel Jackson: Yeeeah, this is probably my fault, I explained the euphemism “throwing up” to Teal’c last night after Sam’s bout in the infirmary and I’m guessing he thinks the reverse means
J: No!
J: I’m perfectly… Continent.
Shit
You’re gonna make me do another run through of Stargate, aren’t you?
Well it can certainly involve being a piece of shit
