• Krobz@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    To be quite frank if I could pull a home with some serious discount with the only caveat being that it’s haunted by the ghost of a serial killer or whateverfuck i’m moving in about a second later ready to go full Home Alone on his dusty anus, I’ll put that cocksucker to rest real quick for some living arrangements

    by the time the holy water dries up the bidet is already installed, I’m kicking down walls, putting my french cleat up n shit, absolutely no fucking way I’m passing on a less-impossibly-overpriced home, I’ll torture an actual angel for 10 square meters of moldy space

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    1 year ago

    Horror movies are pretty realistic on this one. I mean, if this was real, who wouldn’t buy a house for half its price?!

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    1 year ago

    Houses around me go for around $1m. If I can get an equivalent house for half that, and the only issue is a mortal serial killer and not some Insidious demon, I’m game.