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Success sucks soul.
kid named soul:
What a downgrade
Yuck
His first wife is kinda cute in a dorky way even in that unflattering picture. His second wife looks like a blow up doll.
Although your captions do still make sense considering, back when I was still buying stuff off amazon, the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.
the amazon basics stuff was surprisingly good quality compared to most of the other garbage on there.
- what Jeff thinks when he’s looking at this picture
A dude who watched too much mainstream porn and thought that’s what he actually wanted
Yep, looks like he threw away something real. And now he can never again know if new people are being real with him.
No new friends where your real friends at
This post makes no sense. Amazon Basics is a product line, while Amazon Prime is a service. And they both suck.
Accidentally nailed it.
Oh there’s definitely some servicing going on with that second picture.
The joke is the difference in meaning between the words ‘basic’ and ‘prime’ not the actual underlying services.
I like the first one better, the second picture is just gross.
Never understood why people found that look attractive. Even I did find it attractive, there’s still that layer of insecurity that comes with putting so much money and effort into looking borderline inhuman that just puts a bad taste in my mouth
They look like weird sausages cosplaying as humans.
I’m guessing people with body dysmorphia are more prone to ignore/indulge other people’s body dysmorphia?
It did cross my mind that it could be a dysmorphia thing, and I can kind of relate as someone who’s transitioning… But honestly even as someone who plans to alter their body for the sake of looking more feminine this just isn’t appealing to me at all.
But there’s plenty of people who want/are attracted to that look, so I’m just like “it’s not for me but you do you girl”
I think he looks kinda gross in both
What a douche.
She’s like Weird Science meets a Kardashian
What a perfect description.
Her name is Alexa, be nice and talk clearly.
I think his hair represents how much humanity he has left in him. He even looks like a villain pimp in the right image
A successful writer, businesswoman, and mother; vs. a bimbo. Which one’s plastic, again?
I do not have a specific opinion on Jeff’s partners. Both his ex-wife and his current wife were pretty successful at what they were doing.
Wtf why are you people ok with comparing women to products?
I mainly focused and judge Bezos. We are the product.
Making this about anything else, I would simply suggest therapy or self love.
Dude its literally a picture of him with his first wife and a picture of him with his new fiancee…
Metaphors, how do they work?
And I don’t wanna talk to a linguist
Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed
You have to be REALLY sensitive to get offended by this.
This is about him as much as it is about her, is it not?
Well, you see, in the first image you have his first wife and in the second one you have his current fiance
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I think thats the point. To rich people other people are just objects.
It’s like a metaphor for the declining quality of Amazon as it turns into Aliexpress. The right represents the quest for more money at the expense of quality by focusing on looks to make the sale
Who are these people? Also- from the comments I gather they’re the same couple!?
No, the woman is different. First is his wife, from before billionaire. Second is new woman, after the billions rotted his brain and he lost all sense of reason and taste.
I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”
