Sweeping and vacuuming is a sword fight, especially if you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack while you do the chores.
In between sticks and broom handles, many invisible ninjas met their demise in my backyard
Lol I’m 33 and I still do this stuff.
Look at his face. He knows it’s a shit sword. The boy knows it’s a shit sword. But it’s the only sword he’s got, and moral is everything during a last stand
A good sword is the one you have
Me m30 just yesterday walking with two girls and finding a stick next to the road.
Great find.
I start doing some witcher pirouettes and shit. Until I hit myself with the stick and feel dumb so I toss it…
The cursed stick still lies somewhere waiting to be picked up before it strikes it’s next puerile warrior.
Girls absolutely don’t do that /s
I love that i can see that this only has two downvotes