I can’t block the ads on my Roku TV, which is where most of my watching takes place.

2 bars of gold-pressed Latinum and not a drop more

Nah, you’re thinking of Bernadette Cabbagepatch

Make sure you say hi to him when you reach him.

He gets lonely

In between sticks and broom handles, many invisible ninjas met their demise in my backyard

They’ve started un-deleting comments and posts based on backups from the last 5 years. Even if you delete your account too.