Unsweet tea gets a tier tho
Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe
Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid
Not as good as Reddit CEO’s tears
I’d personally place tea on S and water on A. Tea is far too versatile. Water is great but tea hydrates just as much and has the potential to be much much more.
TIL that tea dehydrates you is a myth, just looked that up
Same with coffee. I believe it’s actually caffeine that can work as a diuretic.
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I don’t disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.
I agree, coke should be lower.
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Water is A tier. Sparkling water is S tier.
I will put the various teas at atleast A tier, green tea, white tea, oolong tea, Kashmiri kahwa et al. Yerba mate A/B tier, coffee B tier.
Coffee is just lower because it gives jitters, dehydrates, and is a diuretic. And I loved coffee all my life. No more, green tea is better.
Did you make some of those up?
My guy, I live in India. India and China are home to all of the world’s best teas. Check r/tea on Reddit.
Or check thumbnail/comments on these.
Chinese teas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAYRZeDJ4Pc
Indian teas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iogehqrRM0M
Yerba mate is a South American tea plant.
In the graphic novel series and subsequent movie adaptation of Scott Pilgrim, one character gives a long list of teas, one of which is made up. Then, the other character asks if some of them were made up
No clue, but I am not that novel character.
The person you responded to was making a reference to said graphic novel and movie.
Unfortunately I am not rich enough (poor) in terms of pop culture references.
This is all correct but it’s missing freshly-squeezed orange juice over in A tier
Pure juice overall should be in A tier
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Why would I fight the truth?
Beer in B tier, tea and lemon water in A Tier
👏 love a cuppa, honestly drink tea and water more than fizzy drinks
I’ll be fighting with you
Edit: fighting with OP, how does someone think the opposite?
…until the sugar rush ends.
I don’t think you understood, I am at the side of water
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Are you water, friend?
I don’t know man, tweakers can get pretty gnarly when they’re crashing.
Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died
Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)
Yep but I am addicted to it
If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.
Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death
Drinking water gives me acid reflux, always has. Which is weird because fanta is a lot more acidic and doesn’t do that.
Does it burn? If I drink cold water, I tend to get esophageal spasms. My heart to my jaw gets this tension and pain, but it doesn’t burn. It tends to be worse with normal sipping amounts rather than chugging like a hamster. It can happen with beer but for whatever reason, soda never causes it for me. Probably something about the drink rate or usually having soda at room temp. Not trying to tell you how your body works, just offering up info no one I know knows about.
Yes it burns at the plexus and throat. I find it less so when I filter the (bottled) water in a brita filter (cartridged filters) but then it tastes funny. So I actually never drink water.
What is even weirder if I drink those water bottle with a slight hint of flavor, no reflux. Might be a mental problem?
I don’t experience what you have.
There’s common misconseption that higher acid in your stomach causes acid reflux, however it is actually the oposite. There’s sphincter in your esophagus which contracts when there’s enough acidity and opens when there’s lack of. So when you are having bad reflux, try increasing your stomach acid by either chewing gum, eating sour or eating something bitter. Avoid drinking large amount of water after heavy meals, since you are diluting acid. Also less smoking and drinking helps (quitting smoking really helped for me. Those over the counter tablets containing carbonate salts actually make it even worse, since they neutralize stomach acid, when you want to increase it. Protein pump inhibitors, such as ranitidine block production of stomach acid completely, however it really messes up with your protein intake. Common pain killers, such as ibuprofen, aspirin mess with yiur stomach too
Apple cider?!?!?!
