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Look at that punchable face, just waiting to become 3x its current size
This is going to be how the zombie virus comes about. Someone ingests a million year old virus that becomes infectious and boom, we got new COVID.
COVIID
COVID 2: Synaptic Boogaloo
We already had a novel one, so is the next one going to be neo COVID or cyber COVID or what? Or just new COVID, like new Coke?
Vanilla Cov.
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I for one welcome our new puzzle solving robot overlords.
Full of heady goodness
My COVID senses are tingling. I’m hoping for something small to ruin the parade like maybe just Jurassic diarrhea. But if it’s a new generic mamalian HIV super big that spreads through water, we’ll be in big trouble.
…ice which has never been polluted by any human being.
shows picture of human being polluting said ice
Why is his face so punchable
omg I never noticed that, yea he defo has a face that looks like it would be a punching face in cliche cartoon scenes. I don’t mean it as an insult just an observation lol
It’s environmentally friendly because they don’t waste energy to freeze the water. It’s already frozen! /s
Is this the most ridiculous bullshit I will read all day?
I sure hope so, but I doubt it…
It is not, but only because I read quite a bit of ridiculous bullshit. I’m looking at you, Congressional Republicans.
So while the rest of us are worrying about shrinking glaciers, Dubai is actively ice mining glaciers and shipping them to the middle of the desert so rich people can have fancy cocktails. Out-fucking-standing.
It’s okay, I can only imagine the 10,000 year old bacteria those guys are gonna be drinking with that ice when it thaws, it all balances out.
*100,000 year old bacteria. It’s never infected any human being!
Little bit of salt and lemon sounds nice with it
ooh, i loved that episode of Stargate!
No, this is exported by Greenland.
They’re using only chunks that have already separated, transporting it on outgoing cargo ships that are already empty and it becomes one of the few export products for Greenland.
Weird idea, but there are a few redeeming points if you look at the full story.
Okay, that’s a lot less troubling than I expected. Thanks for the clarification.
I’m cool with it in that state. But my concern here is that while it starts out innocent, if demand increases, it’s only a matter of time until they start mining it and chartering more ships to transport it. Especially in an economy like Greenland’s.
This same pattern has been followed a thousand times in the past. Lots of instances of abusing our natural resources start out innocently.
Rich people sicken me.
Literally and on purpose, because it’s profitable
“Yeah our ice is mined in… uh… Greenland. That will be $200”
“Dumbass”
My bar serves water wayyy older than that.
Had to ask myself what kind of bars they even had on Dubai. Apparently they don’t take the alcohol thing as seriously as I thought.
It’s Dubai bro…
Gimme that ✨prehistoric bacteria✨
So this is how the Arctic plague begins
