What an absolute Chad
Who is that guy ?
The Orbital Police
Jonathan Christopher McDowell (born 1960) is an astronomer and astrophysicist at the Harvard–Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.
Johannes Kepler (27 December 1571 – 15 November 1630) was a German astronomer, mathematician, astrologer, natural philosopher and writer on music. He is a key figure in the 17th-century Scientific Revolution, best known for his laws of planetary motion
Elon Musk (28 June 1971) is a nobody wanna be somebody
That last one sounds like rap lyrics from a dis track.
But who is Alonso…
The guy about to make another poor career choice and fill Hamilton’s seat.
Elons alt
A decent first baseman and a better DH.
Some fanboy/girl of elon i assume
Thanks
So uh… I understand that Kepler has died, but in what sense did he make him the Orbital Police?
well, perhaps Kepler didnt, but Newtonian physics deputised them both.
musk may stink… but he’s not a nobody
It’s close though.
He’s a CEO of some companies and he has a shit load of potential money in stocks, but other than that he’s just a shitposter on twitter.
His actual influence is miniscule. He did not achieve anything worth remembering in the future. His legacy will be “most money 2022”
he’s a cunt… but he definitely did some things and shifted some things…
i despise him quite a bit, especially now that he’s drifting into alt-right chudism… but he founded spacex… did a lot for electric and self driving vehicles…
and sure he’s a shitposter on twitter, but he’s in the news constantly about it… he’s definitely leaving a shitsmeared footprint on history and is thus, a somebody…
Technically it’s orbiting Sagittarius A*
