I like to put crunch water in my water to make my water more water.
Are you Xzibit?
I prefer adding powdered milk to my milk to get 50% more milk per milk
I do this with my morning coffee when I hit snooze extra times. Just throw a spoonful of instant in my brewed coffee and drink 1 cup. Sometimes with 2 ice cubes so I can consume it quick. Depends how many times I hit snooze lol
Does this cute account also exist on Mastodon somewhere? Someone please help!
If you do @handle@bird.makeup, you can follow them by proxy.
aha! further proof that my dog is not, in fact, a dog!
My mostly black dog likes to lie out in the direct sun during the summer for half an hour before coming inside and eating ice cubes at volumes higher than a jet plane taking off.
s/crunch/cronch . Missed opportunity there.
