Stand with your knees on the floor? I guess just lay prone on your stomach? PLANK FOR THE PATRIOTISM CROSS!
As a Patriot of Family Values, I always plank for the patriot cross and everyone else should too.
It’s called pulling a kaepernick
You bend over, because you’re about to get fucked
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Something like this?
Nah, you’ve seen NPCs do this.
It sounds like this: https://youtu.be/_GGfz-o5khc
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That but grabbing both legs.
Jumping very high beforehand is recommended.
Over gravel or concrete?
Why not both ?
I’m sure a thin layer of gravel will soften the landing.
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Maybe this?
I know most people know this as a kneel, but one leg is standing. Just gotta somehow get more than 50% of your weight on the standing leg, thus technically resting the back knee, and this would be kneeling, while standing.
It’s only half a kneel, so let’s just call it eel.
I was thinking this
Slav squat?
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I hope US enemies don’t find this. They could use it to force US soldiers to stand up during engagements and then force the US soldiers to kneel when they’re doing fire and movement.
Geneva Convention Article 39:
- It is prohibited to make use of the flags or military emblems, insignia or uniforms of adverse Parties while engaging in attacks or to shield, favour, protect or impede military operations
This one weird trick defeats your enemy in seconds and makes you a war criminal.
The CCP should make the m4, Abrahams tank, F35 etc emblems. Checkmate
Steel or Knand.
Genuflect
Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.
Switzerland in shambles
Obligatory Flag Code violation notice…
Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…
^ That’s what it’s all about!
Steal for the Crag
