I thought Lemmy didn’t have targeted advertising!
I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay
It looks 3D printed.
It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.
Does anyone have this STL? I’m, ummm, asking for a friend.
Thank you so much! Happy Easter!
Because it probably is
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Technology has gone too far
Ehhhhh…not far enough
It should also hold a magnum condom
Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.
Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.
Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI
Eggnology is my word of the day
Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.
Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related
He’s clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce
real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside
An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!
It was the style at the time
That’s even funnier in German because the German word for “eggs” (“Eier”) is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles
In Spain too, eggs “huevos” is also used for testicles., but also “pelotas” (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.
Any recommendations for a good egg safe?
okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we’re gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y’know
Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.
Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets
In case you run into a friend during a trying time
This would be OP in Monster Hunter
Makes me want to throw it at cars
