An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!
So normies are the original enshittifiers, then corporations come in. I knew it, I should have stayed a shut-in.
Thank you, I hate this trend so much. I’d rather be called a gate-gatekeeping douche than see it spread even more.
Thanks, I only had to add !important and it changed the background.
You forgot the key weakness of read mode: its dark mode is not real black (#000000), but dark grey. The difference is staggering with OLED screens.
Life cockroach?
Does that also mean they go aflat the earth?
No, you’re a prison
You are your own prison
Clock in, look busy, clock out. Repeat until retirement.
Maybe we are the idiots for not doing the bare minimum?
if you know what you’re doing
There’s your problem. The average Lemmy use is far more capable with computers than the average meatbag-in-a-suit and, most importantly, knows how to find info on the Internet when he doesn’t know.
I might have an idea… You ever seen Requiem for a dream?
Section 14.3 Yearly Bonus attribution
All Non-Executive Employees shall participate in a tournament (hereafter referred to as “Battle Royale”) wherein the last standing participant will be eligible to receive a Yearly Bonus, whose content is determined by the Executives in accordance with Section 14.2 of the present Code.
Section 14.4 Battle Royale rules and regulations
The rules and regulations are determined by the Executives in a separate Rulebook. These rules must ensure equality among all participants and the protection of the Company’s interests and public image. They must exclude intentional death, unanesthesied removal of limbs and the diffusion of a recording of or about Battle Royal to parties outside the Company.
I don’t know what this references and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.
But still, imagine how many things you could buy in bulk and bring home from Costco!
I use Wifi 1337 to connect my smart fork
We value your work at Chiquita, Johnny.
But still so hilarious