Lemmy instances need to replace every photo of this narcissistwith a rough sketch 9f an ox.
What was the Texan saying?
All hat no cattle?It’s actually “look at that douche bag in the cowboy get up” I’m from Texas and we don’t wear the cowboy hats for the most part. They’re for tourists.
Never been to Dallas?
Yeah, all the d-bags wear cowboy hats here.
So perfect getup for Elon?
How does this guy think his mustache looks good. I’m sorry to bodyshame but man my mustache grows the exact same way and it is equally unflattering to grow out. And he has far more money to spend on barbers
I don’t think that he had any control over how his moustache looks on the image, given that it’s most likely an AI generated image.
Even the ai dissin him
He was deep down a K-hole and thought it would be a good idea to glue his own pubes to his upper lip.
Musk has always had terrible hair.. I have no idea why he always has some weak as shit moustache and beard going. I also can’t grow facial hair for shit so i shave every day. I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas, but even a month’s worth of growth looks thin and shitty.
I’ll grow out a moustache for Christmas
Lol why? Is that some tradition I’ve been missing out on?
My mom hates it and it ruins all the Christmas photos. I only see my parents once or twice a year, so i guess i just do a Christmas moustache as a bit every year.
I mean actual cowboys were also looking lame, that’s why hollywood had to idealise them.
And of course he adds in a picture of John Wayne, the draft-dodging, woman-beating, other wannabe cowboy poser.
He’ll do well there, he’s got those horse fucking eyes just like Lee
The man wouldn’t last an hour working on an actual ranch.
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He’s the very definition of a Dude. He’s the target demographic for dude ranches.
He might be able to do a ten minute photo shoot ‘clearing bush’ like W did tho. Then back to the chopper
You can tell he’s not in Texas because he would have a heat stroke in that leather jacket.
The desert can get real cold.
Texas isn’t a desert.
Edit: Please read what I wrote before replying. Texas isn’t a desert does not mean Texas has no desert. 90±% of the state is not desert, including where the vast majority of people live.
Deaf Smith disagrees.
Not Austin at least. Maybe if you go 100 miles West of there.
That depends on where you are in Texas. The westernmost parts are definitely desert.
Yeah and that’s not where the people or cattle live, minus El Paso. Texas is <10% desert. To act like the whole state is a desert is straight up wrong, yet annoyingly common for people who have never been here.
If he’d gone and bought a cowboy hat in the last few weeks, they would’ve at least attempted to sell him a summer hat (straw) instead of a winter hat (felt). Not definitive but strange.
We already know what he looks like in a cowboy hat, and that ain’t it.
Time to refer to the checklist:
[x] Hat [ ] CattleHe keeps his cattle at the factories.
[] Working class [] Predominantly people of color [] Poor [] HardworkingAlso predominatly homosexual.
He is:
A. Poser
B. Loser
C. Lier
D. Scammer
E. All of the above.
Yes it’s E.
Wannabe cowboy.
leon musk is a cunt.
Snakeskin cowboy
I never noticed he had no eye lashes. Is that common in people?
