Me too pup, me too.
Where’s the joke?
Cheese
I agree, someone should have highlighted it, this is just confusing.
Age 16 meters ?
Probably months?
Lmao didnt though of that 🤦🏻
Either that or they include sex in the age column
It’s just a really tall dog.
That would be 1.691207e-15 light years. Unfortunately I don’t know how to convert to dog years
I’ll give it a shot, but I think it will make more sense for me to make the conversion from meters to years without using light years. I’m a chemist, not a physicist and don’t want to look up the conversions I don’t remember.
The sun travels ~940,000,000 km/human year…
= 940,000,000 km/yr × 1000 m/km = 940,000,000,000 m/yr
= 940,000,000,000 m/yr × 1 year/365.256 days
= 2573537464.1 m/day × 1 day/24 hr × 1 hr/60 min × 1 min/60 s
= 29786.3132423 m/s
16 m × 1 s/29786.3132423 m = 0.000537 s (human)
The dog is about half a millisecond old (in human years).
I found some human-to-dog years calculator online that cites a scientific paper. The formula it uses is:
Human years = 16 × ln(Dog years) + 31
Therefore… Dog years = e^(((Human Years-31)^)/16)
To use the dog calculator, it’s easier to start back at m/yr.
16 m × 1 year/940,000,000,000 m = 1.70212765E−11 human years
Human to dog years = e(((1.70212765E−11)-31)/16)
= 0.14406 dog years x 365.524 dog days / 1 dog year
= 52.6 dog days.
The human to dog year equation isn’t meant for times less than 0.001 human year, so take the dog days number with a grain of salt.
Hopefully I didn’t mess anything up along the way, I did this all on the phone and it’s harder to double-check than on paper!
That dog is shitting all over the sofa soon.
It’s funny but for non-dog people: this is actually measuring something. If your dog is so upset that cheese is not interesting then that is a very upset dog.
This is also true for humans.
Source: I’m nervous but like cheese
yeah this is my dog. at the vet last week he knew something was about to happen and was absolutely not interested in cheese.
After he had his vaccines and it was all over, so much more relaxed, would eat cheese again.
Same, tbh
My spirit animal :)
Good thing there was a circle and an arrow. I never would have spotted it without both.
Even the arrow has a circle.
Too relatable
