“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

I’m getting sovereign citizen vibes

Well, I can see the logic.

If Mabel can call her temperamental little pet dog a “service animal” and be welcomed at the grocery store with open arms, I should be able to go shopping in my boxer shorts.

I the UK pants refer to underwear (what you call pants we call trousers), which would make this much funnier

Kind of offtopic, but isn’t it interesting that url to Freedom To Breathe Agency, goes to a page advertising digital marketing?

Finally, my people! I’ve been trying to get my local YMCA to accept mine for years…