god damnit. What did you guys do
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
“Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!”
I’m not a submarinologist or anything, but,I mean, it’d depends on what we ate. If we stick to high fat high fiber foods… I bet we could float it.
Genious 🤣🤣🤣
The one true shitpost.
I thought they died right away because that thing gave in
I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
No Poop Challen seems very unhealthy lol.
This is the founding myth we need!
The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
We need remindmebot so I can have it remind me of this post in 10 years
just use your calendar or something
I’m so happy to be alive when this happened
I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.
I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
So was it you that shat this? https://lemmy.ca/post/871718
What do you think happens at the end of the three day no poop challenge? Some things need to be preserved, for the better of humanity.
…and it was a heartwarming moment.
Right?! This already starting to feel like old reddit lmao
Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
“Don’t ask why I need this” lol
No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.
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I mean, if you’re going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn’t have to go through that ordeal.
Death before submarine poop.
Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
Just like poop
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
you need more fibre
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
Are you fully pooped out yet?
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
Are we trying to poop more or poop less?
Yes.
Just noticed, after so many years - is it the same girl??!
I’m almost certain no. I have had that thought before!
out of the loop. the same girl as… what?!
The other one in the meme. They look vaguely similar with the blurred face.
I think you might be face blind, dude! they look really distinct to me.
This is pure gold, lmao
