We’re mostly just a bunch of Unix nerds over here.

For when you need to send data to your IoT sprinkler system at high speeds.

This has the same vibes as “Mom! I can’t pause the game! It doesn’t work like that.”

Makes me want to make a FakeAlbumCovers community, but I have no idea if one already exists and I’m feeling lazy right now.

It is a Mastadon bot and you have to tag it as such. I don’t remember how either, but that is how you do it.

There is no proof that they didn’t wear three piece suits with a matching hat.

Nothing says older millennial quite like having to learn how to edit config.sys with no help from the internet in order to get the sound working for a game that came in a shareware collection.

Definition of Canada Fancy:

Canada Fancy is the name for the grade of sliced apples that. (a) possess similar varietal characteristics; (b) possess a very good apple flavour and aroma typical of well-ripened apples and a good colour; © are in good condition with slices practically uniform in size and shape

This post:

Beaans that are Canada fancy

I must eat beans. Beans are the shit-bringer. Beans are the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the beans. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when they have gone past I will turn the brown eye to see their path. Where the beans have gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

No, it is a jerboa.

Not a single augur. I’m disappointed.

The other one in the meme. They look vaguely similar with the blurred face.