Big book of Mormon vibes. ‘And the lord said unto Joseph Smith: “do not have sex with that infant!”’
Amen
welp…
This would have put Monty Python out of business. Or kept them going forever, hard to say.
Glorious.
My first and only post so far on Lemmy is where I asked AI “How to inflate a foldable phone” LOL!
Finally, a practical use for generative AI
I’ve had it write songs about my friends in the style of certain rappers. My favorite so far is the Snoop Dogg song about us playing video games featuring my wife as Missy Elliot singing a verse about her disapproval. It’s hilarious. I recommend you try it.
Yeah, it’s also really good at emulating poets. If there’s a poet you like, try having it write a poem about something new. Things like Edgar Allen Poe writing about mistrusting a fart on a subway, or Doctor Seuss writing about a furry gangbang.
or Doctor Seuss writing about a furry gangbang.
Are we sure that’s not just story written by Dr. Seuss?
Doctor Seuss writing about a furry gangbang.
Could you, would you, with a fox?
@Ensign_Crab Could you, should you, in a box?
I let it describe the process of snow shoveling in Shakespeare style:
Hark, as the winter’s frost doth cloak the earth in white, A task of toil and sweat awaits, a burdensome plight, 'Tis the noble art of snow-shoveling, fair and just, To clear the path for travel, a duty we entrust.
With shovel in hand, the valiant soul doth commence, Upon the snow-laden ground, with purpose intense, Like a thespian upon the grand stage they appear, To perform a virtuous act, without doubt or fear.
As flakes of snow, like sprites, doth dance from the skies, The shoveler’s heart doth beat, with resolve that ne’er dies, With each mighty heave and resolute thrust, They banish the snow, turning drifts into dust.
Oh, the Herculean effort, the muscle’s lament, Yet the shoveler persists, their energy unspent, Through freezing winds and bitter chill they toil, To create a path, a thoroughfare on which others shall roil.
And when the task is done, the pathway is clear, The shoveler doth stand, a triumphant pioneer, With Shakespearean grace, they proclaim their deed, A scene of winter’s labor, a heroic tale indeed.
Thus, in the style of Shakespeare, the saga of snow-shoveling is writ, A noble endeavor, a testament to human grit.
Someone needs to talk with ChatGPT about iambic pentameter.
This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.
The best advice god ever gave in the bible is Proverbs 27:14.
He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.
I’m fond of proverbs 26:18-19.
Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”
Wow! I thought you were making this up but it’s actually in the Bible! Jesus doesn’t like being pranked.
I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up! Also, Proverbs is from the Old Testament. So *King Solomon *didn’t like being pranked. Which, I can see. He wasn’t too big on shared custody (see that one baby he suggested cutting in half because two parents fought over it) (j/k)
I’d be like a crazed archer to make something like that up!
I want to give you more than an up-vote because this is the perfect answer.
Any time I ask it to do anything related to the Bible it gives me the same line: “As an AI large language model, I do not have an opinion about religious texts like the Bible…”
Blah blah blah.
I had it write a poem for a friend using symptoms of medical problems as metaphors in the poem. Apparently severe bleeding and cramps can be funny.
Thank you for sharing, this was genuinely funny as shit
Think it needs either the VCR, sandwich, or the man to be ruined/destroyed/“tested” by the end of the story to teach a lesson. Otherwise that’s not the bible I know.
The Lord said that the “VCR shall be saved” with the knife technique, but in the following paragraph, it was not the VCR that was saved, but the man that was saved. The VCR was not saved!
We are all VCRs. May God remove the peanut-butter sandwiches from our souls.
ChatGPT, turning our insane imagination into a reality since 2023.
