Hahaha. What a story, Mark!

The simple things

Just say the truth, whose the real “good boy”!

They need a hydro homie

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about futons to dispute it

Worked at a spring factory, a laser manufacturer bought copper springs by the boat load because they’d melt I guess

Half a year latre

Can finally take my fish on a walk

You mess with the grocer, you get… exploser

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The probability of the tiger actually being able to touch you are zero. The atoms will simply get close but then just hover next to you. The tiger just wants to cuddle :3

What I did (a few years ago now) was add http authentication to the ports where I ran my personal projects and left my projects port public. Don’t think I have to worry about recruiters brute forcing a password, hah.

I think it adds a little credibility to the fact that it’s actually you.

That boy ain’t right

They were full sized tables but then Bobby dropped them

What was you doing step gravity?

-Time, probably