TeChNiCaLlY, under Catholic doctrine, being sexually attracted to or being in love romantically with someone of the same sex haven’t ever been a sin. Just having sex with them is. What’s new is that they are now willing to bless your sexless non-marriage homo life partnership. It’s simultaneously useless to any gay Catholics, and a huge middle finger to the more conservative side of the church.

I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don’t respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.

It’s only ever “the website formerly know as Twitter” to me.

It’s ok, I asked my dog and it explicitly consented.

Still no? Alright, let me put the dog on.

This is the dog, I don’t mind being monitored. Go ahead and explain it to the human.

Morrison said he’d also been affected by the March outage, so he is now looking to move his money to a local bank, he said.

Why would anyone give a bank a second chance after a screw up of this magnitude? I feel bad for the guy, and ,as always, Wells Fargo can go fuck themselves, but in his particular case this is a bit of a ‘fool me once, fool me twice’ situation.

I used a similar setup once in the Appalachians. The back wall was fortunately still standing. I had been backpacking for 3 days and hadn’t gone once, so I was backed up, but all that activity kept it loose. The view was absolutely beautiful. The open walls let in a fresh breeze, so no outhouse smell at all. Once I forced myself to get over the awkwardness of the exposure and just go, it all came together. Best Shit Of My Life. 20 odd years later that dump still ranks among the most sublime moments I have ever experienced.