Me and 5 other fatties in middle school (like almost 20 years ago) got kicked out of a CiCi’s pizza for eating too much food in like 30 minutes.

We were like the first people who ate so much that they started losing money lmao

If I want to get high quick I just drink half a can of like 25mg soda

Shit kicks in in like 20 minutes for me

That’s not as impressive when you consider the fact that people have been doing that for hundreds if not thousands of years